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| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
1. Shadow, our resident creeper, is actually a misunderstood genius who loves to blow things up for fun. But don’t worry, he only blows up the boring stuff like dirt blocks and sheep. Join us and witness his explosive talents firsthand!
2. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Who needs chickens when you can have bling-bling eggs for breakfast?
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. That’s right, the Ender Dragon loves to get down and boogie with all the players on our server. Just watch out for his killer dance moves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness, mayhem, and sheer awesomeness of the Year of Shadow!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 370 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Noelle’s cute cherry panties are just the beginning!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 147 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2670 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of evil chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance and spit fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5850 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and currency. If you can befriend them, you’ll gain access to their exclusive llama-only market where you can trade for rare items like enchanted saddles and disco balls.
And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can join our annual “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players have to search the entire server for the elusive dragon egg, which has been hidden in a different location each year. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the land of “Do asSpainiards REALLY???”
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant chicken statues or starting impromptu dance parties in the town square.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can defeat. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might sneak up behind you and…well, let’s just say things can get a little crazy around here.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2836 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for epic battles, crazy debates, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of LDAR (whatever that is)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).
So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨
So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 777 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 1633 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.
So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2623 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 8574 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
