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| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 168 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 185 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us for epic battles, crazy debates, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of LDAR (whatever that is)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).
So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨
So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.
So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 2653 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 99 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3497 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 3847 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 112 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 954 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
