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| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Ores Mined: | 5255 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 102 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 4903 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 260 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5749 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for outrageous original content like you’ve never seen before, with videos that will make you question reality. From mind-bending covers to mind-crafting holo experiences, we’ve got it all.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Zodiach and the epic Pandæmonium, where chaos reigns supreme. Plus, our podcast will have you laughing until you cry.
And if you’re looking to spruce up your real-world gear, check out our limited edition merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. PC cases, deskpads, and promise swag – we’ve got it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us and experience the magical transformation that Minecraft can bring to your life. Our server is filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a secret potion that will make you feel more cis than ever before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly villagers who will support you on your journey to self-discovery. They will cheer you on as you build your dream cisgender castle and slay dragons with your newfound confidence.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your true cisgender self shine!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 249 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
