Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can test your skills against 100 other players for a chance to win 1 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to be better than ALL of them at something. Will you dominate in building the most epic castle? Or maybe you’ll reign supreme in PvP battles? The possibilities are endless, and the rewards are insane! Join now for a chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and walk away with enough money to buy your own real-life diamond sword. Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Enchantments Applied: 224
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Emeralds Found: 8676 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 405 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7178
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 32
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Buildings Constructed: 38

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Emeralds Found: 8531 Dragon Eggs Found: 5805
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Villages Defended: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Animals Bred: 156
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 153 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Treasure Maps Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 59
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Animals Bred: 194
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 7281
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • AutisticSisRageCraft

    AutisticSisRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

    Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2654 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

    LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

    So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Towns Built: 9
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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