A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺
imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣
come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎
who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.
Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.
Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀
Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥
And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨
So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥
Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚♂️
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4446 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 48 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Focus | Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting |
| Treasure Hunts | Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests |
| Siege Capture Points | Earn passive income by capturing siege points |
You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com
Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/
If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503
You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0
Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63
You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!
If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).
So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 342593 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
