A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 408 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 30348 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Crops Grown: | 4628 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!
we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3593 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7406 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!
But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.
So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!
Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.
So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3155 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.
So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
