A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.
The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.
Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!
We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!
But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!
Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.
So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6547 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 71 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.
For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.
so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
The server is designed for an adequate audience:
No unnecessary plugins; Donation is present only to support the server and accelerate the development of the player; Inappropriate behavior and the use of third-party software will lead players to appropriately severe punishments.
The server is constantly evolving:
The server contains plugins that are written by its own programmer to add new content to the game and compensate for the lack of plugins for new versions of Minecraft; Constant work is being done on the gameplay of the game, new dungeons and events are being added; When a certain amount of online accumulates on the server, tech will be developed. support in the Telegram messenger; In the future, new modes and new servers will be added as they grow.
Start of the journey:
The server has just begun its existence, so we are always happy to welcome new arrivals.
Thank you for your attention and good luck playing :*
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
