| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!
If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.
Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 188 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.
And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the thrill of a lifetime as you plummet from the sky with these majestic creatures. Just make sure to pack a parachute (or a stack of hay bales)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your responsibilities at the door. After all, who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling virtual monsters?
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.
So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2428 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to join our server).
So why waste your time with shitty men when you can join our epic Minecraft server and bask in the glory of Queen Kamala? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
1. Our server is so lit, even Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz from the “Virtual Revenge” Special Program are playing on it. That’s right, you can team up with these virtual legends and conquer the Minecraft world together.
2. Need some motivation to join? How about the fact that we have roaming minigames where you can recover lost data for the Cunning Hares? It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with more explosions and creepers.
3. Double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages? Um, yes please! Who wouldn’t want to rack up those resources like a boss and show off to all their friends?
4. And let’s not forget about the Vicious Dogs Within event, where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Because who doesn’t want to be rewarded for hanging out with virtual dogs all day?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and claim your free Boopons before En-Nah swoops in and steals them all! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And don’t forget to use the redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT to unlock even more epic rewards. See you in the Minecraft world, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join our server and contribute with your wildest scenarios, lewd pictures, or anything else that will make those gacha sluts blush! Who knows, you might even encounter a rare gacha girl in the wild and tame her to be your loyal companion in the world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the gacha madness begin! Just remember, the crazier the story, the better the loot!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Our TNA champions are the stuff of legends – they can mine diamonds with their bare hands, tame creepers as pets, and have the power to summon lightning bolts on command. Plus, they always have a stash of enchanted golden apples to share with their fellow players.
So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the next TNA champion. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of llamas comes charging through, led by none other than our resident llama king, Steve. Yes, you heard that right, Steve is a llama now and he’s here to shake things up in the best way possible.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that he can build an entire city out of dirt blocks in under 10 minutes. Is he really THAT good? You’ll have to join to find out.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughs, llamas, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
