| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Our characters are as unpredictable as Ben getting captured on purpose just to see if he can survive a night in a dungeon filled with zombie pigmen. And don’t even get me started on the political intrigue – last week, we had a heated debate over whether to build a wall around our village to keep out the pesky Endermen.
So come on and join us, because the magic of Minecraft is never gone when you’re playing on our server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire village with a misplaced TNT block. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 583 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Want to shill your 499 view oshi? As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. We’ve got a whole list of top indie vtubers with the most followers, and we even have a birthday calendar because we’re just that organized.
But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Nah, we’re all about the independent talents who don’t let big corporations hold them back. Plus, we have ducks. Yes, you read that right. Ducks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with koikatsu cards for some spicy fun, a Wheel of Names for when you can’t decide what to do next, and a Tiermaker because why not? And don’t forget about our OC material for the OP – it’s top-notch stuff.
So come on, join the craziest Minecraft server for indie vtubers out there. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite streamer among the chaos.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for a chance to experience the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to riding pigs off of cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But the real reason you should join? Well, let’s just say that legend has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the secret to what sex with Satania would be like. Trust us, it’s worth it.
So come on and join us for a ride that’s sure to be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that grants you three wishes. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want a chicken army to do your bidding? Consider it done.
And if you’re feeling peckish, head on over to our Chicken Cafe where you can feast on all things poultry – from chicken nuggets to chicken parmigiana. Just be careful not to anger the Chick-Fil-Army, a group of militant chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their delicious brethren.
So what are you waiting for? Join HOT CHICK HEAVEN today and prepare for a clucking good time!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of a soyjack, towering over the spawn point. Legend has it that if you can climb to the top of the statue and do a backflip, you’ll be granted three wishes by the soyjack gods. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning.
Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off in a heated duel, when suddenly a wild herd of llamas comes charging in, spitting at everyone in sight. Chaos ensues as players try to fend off the llamas while still trying to take down their opponent. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the disco chicken. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a disco chicken, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, the disco chicken is a fickle creature and will only reveal its secrets to those who can dance the Macarena flawlessly.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a wild, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just dance the Macarena.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 156 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
SmallishBeans, also known as Joel, is a popular British YouTuber known for his gaming content, vlogs, and challenges. With over 2 million subscribers, he has gained a large following for his fun and engaging videos. SmallishBeans is known for his humor and energetic personality, making him a beloved figure in the online community.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 286 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us and experience the thrill of battling Korean players who are actually secret agents from Canada! That’s right, these Koreans are the buryats of Canada, and they are here to take over the server with their epic building skills and top-notch PvP tactics.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained as you navigate through our server. From uncovering hidden treasure chests filled with diamond blocks to riding on the backs of flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment in our SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Korean buryat agent along the way!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing pandas appear and start a flash mob in your mine shaft. Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you soar through the skies and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword?
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so wild, you’ll never want to leave. From Serenade Promenade where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”, to Decagrammaton where you’ll face off against a giant boss that’s part octopus, part disco ball.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 3560 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers decided to take over the Minecraft world. They built castles made of diamonds, rode pigs into battle, and tamed dragons with their incredible singing skills. And now, they’re looking for new recruits to join their wacky escapades!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll gain the power to speak every language in the universe. Yes, even alien languages from distant planets! Imagine the possibilities of communicating with extraterrestrial beings while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity you can’t afford to miss.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey of VTubers, Universe exploration, and Minecraft madness. Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 3803 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 220 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 220 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
