🔥 TheosisMC 🔥 Non-OP Prison 🔥 1.20.4 🔥

CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

addiction, Caffeine, CaffeineCraft, catastrophe, coffee, Crisis, Despair, disbelief, emotions, global impact, hypothetical event, hypothetical future, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, hypothetical world, morning routine, Panic, shock, Wake Up, Withdrawal

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6798
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

LittleDigPlanet

Adult, AFK players, Block logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Creative, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Grief Protection, hard difficulty, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Age Requirement	25+ years old
Ranks	No ranks or moderator positions
Map	New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
View Distance	32 Chunks
Additional Servers	Legacy Server, Creative Server
Exceptions to Vanilla	Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

… (and more FAQ questions and answers)

Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, casual encounters, Casual Sex, consequences, Epic, fear of consequences, fear of STDs, get fucked, Hookups, promiscuity, Quests, random dudes, risky behavior, risky choices, risky sex, Scared, sexual health, sexual health awareness, sexual safety, STDs, suck dick, unprotected sex

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

bathroom, Defensive, entitled, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, gut problems, Hangout, House, mood, offensive, Party, Plans, Poop, pregame, selfish, ShitCraft, stink, texted, toilet paper, treat myself

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9301
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Votes:	7884	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Crops Grown:	1968	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

Boycott, boycott USA, Canada, Canadian boycott, CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, global boycott, global market, Imports, international relations, international trade, Politics, sanctions, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, USA goods, world

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	149	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1351	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

Average, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, response, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.

plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

Cancer, cells, Diagnosis, electrify, growth, health, innovation, Medical, metastasis, nerves, neurology, oncology, research, Science, Spark, spread, stomach, stomach cancer, Symptoms, Technology, Treatment, tumors

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!

we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).

join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!

SkyNectar

Casino, CHIPS, Classes, Collectibles, Cosmetics, customnpcs, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Fishing, Furniture, Keys, leaderboard, Minions, MVP+ rank, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SkyNectar, website integration

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

SkyNectar

SkyNectar aims to bring you a top-notch and polished Minecraft vanilla+ experience. Ripe with things to do and daily content, SkyNectar is prepared to be your new home and provide you with countless hours of experiences and fun!

The aim is to be the best RPG skyblock server that there is.

Every stop has been pulled out for this server, in an attempt to provide you with the fullest Minecraft experience possible. Here is a non-exhaustive list of features on the server:

Features
Full discord integration
Integration with personal website

Early Adopters

I have really high hopes for the server. I’ve gone through great lengths to ensure the server economy remains balanced, and that there is plenty to do for all types of players. I truly hope that some people still enjoy vanilla+ and are willing to help jumpstart the potential of this awesome server! I am completely open to suggestions and willing to implement them.

For the first 10 or so people who join I will give them MVP rank – which is mostly decorative for now until I get some better ideas what to do with it. Everything in the server is obtainable without rank and will always remain that way.

Server Links

I have created a wiki-site for the server which details on server mechanics and how to play. Check it out here
You can view leaderboard stats live on my website here
View a list of all players and their stats here
You’ll have to be part of my Discord Community to be able to complete the verification process in order to join the server for the first time. This is required to enable the integrations between the server, the discord, and the website.

Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, Cumming, face, Quest

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	119
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and decide whose face to cum on!

We have the craziest and most hilarious community that will make you question your sanity.

With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

DadCraft Dropout

Asshole, Business, Communication Issues, Condo, DadCraft, demanding, dropout, Expectations, family dynamics, father in-law, financial support, fuming, high and dry, high demand, husband, Job, LEAVING, Quitting, Rent, special treatment, Unhappy, work conflict

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Votes:	2255
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and leave all your family-in-law issues behind, just like our player who quit her job working for her father-in-law in IT.

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss, no demanding father-in-law to deal with here! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters without anyone telling you what to do.

And if you ever feel like you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated cookies. So come join us and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

MonarchMania Minecraft SMP

american democracy, authoritarianism, current events, Democracy, executive branch, feelings, Government, leadership, Messaging, Minecraft, MonarchMania, Monarchy, opinion, Political Climate, political messaging, power dynamics, president, presidential behavior, public perception, smp, united states, us politics, White House

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

And get this, our president in the game is actually a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s basically a Minecraft monarch, ruling over the land with a diamond scepter and a crown made of emeralds.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs real life politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! 🤪🎮 #BlockParty2021

CraftyFiredGrocerySavings

business strategy, company profitability, consumer prices, corporate restructuring, cost management, cost reduction, Cost savings, CraftyFiredGrocerySavings, downsizing, economic impact, employee termination, financial decisions, firing, grocery prices, job cuts, labor expenses, Layoffs, market competition, supply chain, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	220024
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where firing people left and right is the key to lowering grocery prices! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a quest to make the most ridiculous economic decisions in the virtual world.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and wacky adventures, like firing entire villages of villagers just to see if it affects the price of bread. Who knew that unemployment could be so hilarious?

But that’s not all! We also have a mini-game where you can play as a corporate CEO and compete against other players to see who can make the most absurd decisions to save money. Will you fire your entire staff just to cut costs on office supplies? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and prepare to laugh your way through the most nonsensical economic theories you’ve ever heard. Who knew that firing people could be so entertaining?

CraftyUkraineWarCraft

Adviser, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineWarCraft, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Lead role, military intervention, peace negotiations, political instability, resolving war, russia, sanctions, Strengthening, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

So, like, u know how the US was all like, “We got this, we gonna solve the Ukraine war”? Well, turns out they totally gave up and now Russia is all like, “Thanks for making us stronger, bro!” So, if u wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as this plot twist, then come on over! We got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we plan to take over the world (in the game, of course). Plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Russia takes over the whole server!

Light Beam Bio Fun

beam, bio, biochemistry, bioelectricity, Bioelectromagnetism, Biological systems, Biomagnetism, cellular communication, electromagnetic fields, electromagnetic waves, Electrophysiology, ENERGY, Fun, health, Light, Light energy, light interaction, Light participation, Medicine, PHYSICS., research, Science, study, Technology

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT LIGHT PARTICIPATION AND BIOELECTROMAGNETISM GOIN’ ON! U CAN BUILD UR OWN CRAZY ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELD AND ATTRACT ALL DA MOBS TO U!

WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ THE ELECTRIC SLIDE AND ZOMBIES DOIN’ THE ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A BIOELECTROMAGNETIC MASTER! U WON’T FIND DIS KINDA CRAZY FUN ANYWHERE ELSE!

SO GRAB UR PICKAXE AND GET READY TO PARTY WITH THE LIGHT PARTICIPATION CREW!

Players:	102/800	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7