| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?
we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.
discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.
so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Magic Items Found: | 5434 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!
Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 78 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!
Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!
So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 115 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.
So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?
Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 130 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).
Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
