A vanilla SMP server on version 1.20.2, with a pleasant community and unique events are waiting for you!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 17 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺
imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣
come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎
who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6736 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.
Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.
Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 38 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀
Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥
And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨
So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥
Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚♂️
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Focus | Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting |
| Treasure Hunts | Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests |
| Siege Capture Points | Earn passive income by capturing siege points |
You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com
Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/
If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503
You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0
Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63
You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!
If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).
So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 352 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 133 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
