A vanilla SMP server on version 1.20.2, with a pleasant community and unique events are waiting for you!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!
Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.
So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.
So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3813 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 7817 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 122 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺
imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣
come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎
who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.
Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.
Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
