🌟 EmeraldsMC 💎 [PVP] 🏡 [LANDS] 👑[SURVIVAL] 🛒 [SHOPS] & [CHALLENGES] 🎉

Activestaff, Challenges, Economy, Events, Faction, Factions, Landclaim, Lands, PvP, Shop, Shops, smp, Survival, Towns

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	179	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

🌟 Welcome to EmeraldsMC! 💎PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COM

Discover a world of endless possibilities with our active staff ready to assist you anytime. Your opportunities here are endless. Show off your leadership skills by creating a town, become rich by gathering resources and completing weekly challenges, and run custom chest-shops!

We have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!

– 🏡 Build thriving towns to show off your creativity.- 🛒 Run successful shops and amass riches in-game.- 🎉 Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.

Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

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play.emeraldsmc.com

Whispered Windrifts 1.21

ANONYMOUS, awkward, behind, childish, Discreet, EMBARRASSMENT, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Mischief, prank, secret, Sitting, smell, social faux pas, teasing, whispered, Windrifts

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Buildings Constructed:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	64
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dimension Hops:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow of insanity!

We got pigs flying through the air, creepers breakdancing to dubstep, and villagers trading diamonds for rotten flesh because they’re on some weird diet!

And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world in shades of purple!

Plus, our mods are like unicorns on steroids, granting wishes left and right, like turning all the chickens into mini Godzilla monsters or making the sun rise in the west just for kicks!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for my farts, they’re deadly weapons of mass destruction!

VacayVeto Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, credit card debt, cruise disappointment, Europe trip, family conflicts, family drama, financial struggles, Guilt, job interviews, Job Opportunities, Latin America cruise, Minecraft, missed opportunities, parental disappointment, parental expectations, savings depletion, Server, sibling dynamics, student loans, unemployment, vacation stress, VacayVeto, wasting money

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Farms Harvested:	563
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring old cruises and ready for an adventure of a lifetime? Join our Minecraft server for the wildest virtual vacation experience ever!

Imagine this: you’re sailing through the pixelated seas of Latin America on a 14-day cruise, all expenses paid. But wait, there’s a twist! You’re also on a mission to find hidden treasures and battle virtual pirates along the way. Who needs Europe when you have this epic journey ahead of you?

But that’s not all – we also offer job interviews on the high seas! Connect to our server from anywhere in the world and show off your building skills while impressing potential employers. Who knew Minecraft could help you land your dream job?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring vacations and hello to endless fun and excitement. Your mom may be mad, but she’ll understand once she sees the amazing adventures awaiting you in our Minecraft world. See you there!

SisBoyfNoContriKick LOL

aita, Boundaries, Cohabitation, Communication Issues, Decision making, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, kicking out, living arrangement, living situation, lol, long-term consequences, not contributing, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, setting boundaries, shared expenses, SisBoyfNoContriKick, sister’s boyfriend, support system

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	1340
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Emeralds Found:	781
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values independence and financial responsibility? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of pulling your own weight, just like this player did when they kicked out their sister’s freeloading boyfriend. Join us and show off your self-sufficiency skills by building your own empire and thriving without relying on handouts from others. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a chest as a reward for your hard work! So come join us and prove that you’ve got what it takes to survive and thrive in the wild world of Minecraft.

UnbelievableCraft

BIZARRE, craziest thing, eXtraordinary, Inexplicable, jaw-dropping, mind-boggling, odd, out of this world, Real Life, strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable encounters, unbelievable events, unbelievable experiences, unbelievable occurrences, unbelievable sightings, unbelievable stories, UnbelievableCraft, Unexplainable, witnessed

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Crops Grown:	5984	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of trying to convince people of the wild things you’ve seen in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience even crazier things that will make your real life stories seem tame in comparison!

Join our server and witness flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers that break out into the latest Minecraft dance craze. You’ll never have to worry about anyone doubting your stories again because the things you’ll see on our server will make your real life experiences seem like a walk in the park.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real life when you can have all the craziness and fun on our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

AggroCraft Minecraft Server

aggressor, AggroCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, G7 statement, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, media report, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, un resolution, united nations, US, world news

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the UN trying to condemn russia! we don’t label anyone as aggressors, we just let the creepers do their thing and blow stuff up. the US is too scared to sponsor us because they know we’re too wild for them. G7 can’t handle our chaotic energy, they’re too busy arguing about who gets the last diamond in the mine. come join the madness and see if you can survive our crazy world!

MineCraftMates: RIP US Alliance

Alliance, bilateral relations, deteriorating partnership, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic rift, Disintegrates, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international community, International cooperation, international relations, lost friend, lost partner, MineCraftMates, political alliances, RIP, Somber, strained ties., U.S. partnership, Ukraine crisis, ukrainians

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? We’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots fireballs or a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, explore, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible.

And don’t even get me started on our events. We once had a massive PvP battle where everyone had to fight with nothing but carrots as weapons. It was chaos, but so much fun.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What are you waiting for? Join now before the chickens take over the server!

MineCrafty Brain Boost

active living, Aging population, Boost, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia prevention, exercise guidelines, Follow-up study, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, long term benefits, lower risk, Memory Loss, mental health, minecrafty, moderate exercise, neurological disorders, physical activity, public health, research findings, vigorous exercise

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never develop dementia cuz you’ll be too busy crafting and mining for diamonds! our players have reported a 99% decrease in forgetfulness and a 100% increase in epic gaming skills after just one week on our server. plus, our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about the real world and never want to leave. join now and say goodbye to dementia forever!

HumbleCraft

brilliant builders, Community, competitive, data packs, diamond fortune, Events, Fresh Season, gaming district, Humblecraft, Lore, Mayor, Mods, new season, redstone engineers, rules, shopping district, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, voice chat, world, youtube video

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Server Name	HumbleCraft
Server Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Player Age Requirement	18+

Overview:

HumbleCraft is an 18+ Minecraft SMP server with a small but active community from around the world. The server is vanilla with selected data packs and mods for an enhanced gameplay experience.

What to Expect:

Welcoming community
Thriving shopping district
Exciting gaming district
Player-driven lore and events

Join Requirements:

Must be over 18 years old and a decent person. Discord is required for server communication and voice chat is a bonus. Full rules available on Discord server.

FAQ:

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 18 years old and above.

Q: What mods and data packs are used on the server?

A: The server uses mods like single player sleep, more mob heads, armour statues, custom item models, etc.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by following the invitation link on the Discord server and meeting the age requirements.

Q: Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

A: Yes, please refer to the Discord server for a full list of rules and guidelines for the server.

Arab Oasis Land 1.21.2

1.21.2, arab, Arab beauty, attractive physique, big booty, body goals, Bootylicious, curvy, exotic beauty, hourglass figure, huge ass, Land, middle eastern, Oasis, sexy curves, slim frame, slim hips, slim waist, stunning curves, Thick, thick thighs, tiny waist, voluptuous

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Void Armor Forged:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got this huge ass Arab dude with a tiny waist running around like a madman! It’s like watching a camel trying to wear skinny jeans, hilarious AF!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual circus, with all sorts of crazy characters and shenanigans going on. You never know what you’re gonna see next, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme compilation.

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions! People are creating the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant flamingo made out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like being on acid without actually taking any drugs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong grip on reality, because things are about to get weird.

BetsAndDebts Minecraft Server

Account.., Agreement, balance, BetsAndDebts, BETTING, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, friendship, Generosity, Greed, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, opinion, Peacekeeping, roulette, Server, Trust, Winnings

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of friends turning on you over a measly €70? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and leave all those pesky real-life betrayals behind. Here, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and never have to worry about someone calling you “sneaky” again.

Our server is the perfect escape from drama, where you can focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your epic creations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can gamble your in-game currency and potentially turn your virtual €5 into €75, without any friends trying to claim your winnings.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you owe anyone is a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re always the winner – no matter what your friends say!

LeaveCraft: CoverMyShift

Communication, CoverMyShift, LeaveCraft, maternity leave, maternity leave preparations, online work, pregnant coworker, professional boundaries, push back, remote work, stand off, team collaboration, team dynamics, team support., work balance, work coverage, work ethic, work etiquette, work expectations, work habits, work responsibilities

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pregnant co-workers who refuse to do their job and expect you to cover for them while they sit back and relax? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world drama!

Join us and experience a world where pregnant co-workers actually do their fair share of work and don’t expect you to pick up the slack for them. No more standoffs or awkward conversations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make pregnant co-workers disappear completely! So if you’re ready to leave the office drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

ProductSucksMC SMP

below par, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing purchase, forced to use, frustrating, inadequate, inconvenient, lackluster, low quality., mediocre, no better option, not up to par, not worth it, poor performance, ProductSucksMC, regrettable purchase, second-rate, smp, subpar, substandard, terrible product, unsatisfactory

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Buildings Constructed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

alone, AloneCraft, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, DREAD, eerie, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, Horror, Nightmare, Panic, petrifying, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, Stories, Terrifying, unsettling

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	4642
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1047
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

aging, Aging population, b12, Blockheads, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia prevention, Fun, healthy, healthy aging, Levels, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological health, nutritional deficiencies, rethink, Risk, Vitamin, vitamin B12, Vitamin b12 deficiency

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.