A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, just like this parent built a legacy of wedding extravaganzas. Watch as your creations come to life and conquer the virtual world with your friends by your side.
And hey, if you ever need a break from all the Minecraft madness, just log off and enjoy some drama like this parent dealing with their youngest getting engaged. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud like this one. It’s all part of the fun on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry siblings)!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.
But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.
So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?
we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.
discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.
so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!
Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 467 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!
Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!
So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
