A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
JacuzziMC Information
Welcome to JacuzziMC, your go-to Lifesteal SMP server! Here’s all the key info you need to know:
Key Features Heart Transfers: Trade hearts with others! PvP Arenas: Jump into non-stop action! Warps: Fast travel around the server. No Land Claiming: Defend your base creatively! Custom Shop: Gear up at spawn with powerful items! Exclusive Events: Participate in weekly competitions and win big!
Enjoy your time on JacuzziMC!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 157 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Server Name | Madness SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla Survival |
| Age Requirement | 21 and above |
| Community Size | 20+ Members |
| Platform | Java Edition |
Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults, with an active community of 20+ members. We aim to create a beautiful and fun world through concepts like a spawn city, shops, mini-games, diamond economy, nether hub, and server-wide events. Join us today on our JAVA edition server!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I apply to join Madness SMP? | You can apply by visiting our Discord server at https://mad-smp.net/discord |
| What is the age requirement to join the server? | Players must be 21 years or older to join Madness SMP |
| What kind of server is Madness SMP? | Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults |
| How large is the community on Madness SMP? | We have a community of 20+ dedicated members |
| What platform is Madness SMP available on? | Madness SMP is available on Java Edition |
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re transported back in time to the mean streets of Chicago. You’ll have to navigate through gang wars, dodge drive-by shootings, and maybe even run into Al Capone himself. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
Join us for a chance to build your own speakeasy, trade with bootleggers, and maybe even become the next big mob boss. Who needs diamonds when you can have Tommy guns and fedoras?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through 90’s Chicago. Just watch out for the cops, they’re not too keen on players breaking the law…or blowing up buildings. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Magic Items Found: | 3987 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!
Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!
And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?
So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!
join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.
oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 202 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 189 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.
Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.
Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
ip: softslayer.com
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla Survival |
| Established | June 2011 |
| Players Online | 15-35 average |
No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join SoftSlayer? | Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit. |
| Is there a whitelist? | Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free. |
| Are there map resets? | No, the map has been live since June 2023. |
| Can I create player-run shops? | Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose. |
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.
Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.
So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
