A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 793 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.
The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.
Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!
We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1747 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!
But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!
Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.
So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 128 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.
For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.
so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
The server is designed for an adequate audience:
No unnecessary plugins; Donation is present only to support the server and accelerate the development of the player; Inappropriate behavior and the use of third-party software will lead players to appropriately severe punishments.
The server is constantly evolving:
The server contains plugins that are written by its own programmer to add new content to the game and compensate for the lack of plugins for new versions of Minecraft; Constant work is being done on the gameplay of the game, new dungeons and events are being added; When a certain amount of online accumulates on the server, tech will be developed. support in the Telegram messenger; In the future, new modes and new servers will be added as they grow.
Start of the journey:
The server has just begun its existence, so we are always happy to welcome new arrivals.
Thank you for your attention and good luck playing :*
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
