| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 130 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3433 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Farms Harvested: | 447 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!
If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.
Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.
And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the thrill of a lifetime as you plummet from the sky with these majestic creatures. Just make sure to pack a parachute (or a stack of hay bales)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your responsibilities at the door. After all, who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling virtual monsters?
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.
So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to join our server).
So why waste your time with shitty men when you can join our epic Minecraft server and bask in the glory of Queen Kamala? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
1. Our server is so lit, even Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz from the “Virtual Revenge” Special Program are playing on it. That’s right, you can team up with these virtual legends and conquer the Minecraft world together.
2. Need some motivation to join? How about the fact that we have roaming minigames where you can recover lost data for the Cunning Hares? It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with more explosions and creepers.
3. Double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages? Um, yes please! Who wouldn’t want to rack up those resources like a boss and show off to all their friends?
4. And let’s not forget about the Vicious Dogs Within event, where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Because who doesn’t want to be rewarded for hanging out with virtual dogs all day?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and claim your free Boopons before En-Nah swoops in and steals them all! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And don’t forget to use the redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT to unlock even more epic rewards. See you in the Minecraft world, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 185 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join our server and contribute with your wildest scenarios, lewd pictures, or anything else that will make those gacha sluts blush! Who knows, you might even encounter a rare gacha girl in the wild and tame her to be your loyal companion in the world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the gacha madness begin! Just remember, the crazier the story, the better the loot!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 355 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Our TNA champions are the stuff of legends – they can mine diamonds with their bare hands, tame creepers as pets, and have the power to summon lightning bolts on command. Plus, they always have a stash of enchanted golden apples to share with their fellow players.
So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the next TNA champion. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
