| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us as we liberate the galaxy one block at a time, working together to defeat the evil forces of creepers and zombies. Build your own base, mine for diamonds, and unleash chaos on the unsuspecting mobs that dare to challenge us.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by the one and only Steve from Minecraft himself. He’s been known to drop by and challenge players to a build-off or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those alien insects who’s boss!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But be warned, the ocean is filled with hidden treasure chests guarded by evil mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot. And don’t even get us started on the giant squid that likes to photobomb our sunset selfies.
So come on down to our beachside paradise and make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Just remember to bring your sunscreen and your sense of humor, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you at the beach, beach!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?
But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Our server is like a political thriller, with backstabbing, betrayal, and secret alliances around every corner. Just like in real life, you never know who you can trust on our server. Will your best friend turn on you for a stack of diamonds? Will you be able to keep your base safe from griefers and thieves? Only time will tell!
But don’t worry, we have a strict no-hacking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mysterious ballot dumps affecting your gameplay. And if you do happen to break the rules, our admin team is like a group of Minecraft vigilantes, ready to bring justice to those who try to cheat their way to victory.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the world outside is the world inside our server. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our virtual world!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Picture this: a group of players who communicate through obscure bible and movie references, making it impossible for anyone under the age of 14 in a shintoist country to understand what’s going on. But hey, who needs to make sense when you’re having this much fun?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our players are so dedicated to the game that they actually want strangers to break into their rooms in the middle of the night? It’s like a real-life mystery waiting to be solved, only in Minecraft form.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion – you’re going to need it!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 374 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!
If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.
Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.
And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the thrill of a lifetime as you plummet from the sky with these majestic creatures. Just make sure to pack a parachute (or a stack of hay bales)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your responsibilities at the door. After all, who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling virtual monsters?
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 413 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
