No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 272 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3135 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!
From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.
Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 8872 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!
But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.
So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!
Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 479 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Genshin Impact is an action role-playing game developed and published by miHoYo. The game takes place in the fantasy world of Teyvat, where players assume the role of a traveler searching for their lost sibling. Along the way, they must explore the land, battle powerful enemies, and uncover the mysteries of this vibrant and diverse world. Genshin Impact features a gacha system for obtaining new characters and weapons, as well as multiplayer co-op gameplay. The game has garnered widespread acclaim for its stunning visuals, engaging storyline, and addictive gameplay.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
One of a kind minecraft server, active since 2016, played by most dedicated linux users.
1.12.2 and later versions.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 | Magic Items Found: | 7711 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.
Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
