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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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