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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Void Armor Forged: 27 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Emeralds Found: 9391 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Villages Defended: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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