Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 395 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6039 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Dragon Eggs Found: 2853

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3045 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Alien Abductions: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SMSMCraft Network

    SMSMCraft Network

    Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

    From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Falling into the Void: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Animals Bred: 150
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

    Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Dimension Hops: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server

    VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

    Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

    So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • KidzCraftHavoc

    KidzCraftHavoc
    Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks free from societal norms and restrictions? Look no further! Join our server where you can make all the decisions for yourself, just like our 40-year-old player who escaped a forced marriage and built a new life for her and her children.

    On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!

    Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9768 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server

    LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server
    LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF DA ZEROCAL CEMENT PRODUCTION TEAM! WE MAKE CEMENT WITHOUT RELEASING CO2 INTO DA AIR, LIKE MAGIC! WE USE LIMESTONE TO MAKE CALCIUM OXIDE, AKA LIME, WITHOUT HARMING DA ENVIRONMENT! U CAN BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT KILLING DA PLANET! COME JOIN US AND BE A CLIMATE HERO IN DA WORLD OF MINECRAFT! #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEROEMISSIONS

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 49 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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