Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience | New Minecraft Servers 2024

AnnoyinglyNiceCraft

ANNOYING, annoying compliments, annoying flattery, AnnoyinglyNiceCraft, BackHanded, backhanded compliments, Compliment, Fake, fake compliments, fake praise, flattery, insincere, insincere compliments, insincere flattery, insincere praise, IRRITATING, irritating compliments

Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	6781	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

Blamed, cold war, conspiracy theories, dragon’s teeth, DragonCraft, government cover-up, Intruders, investigation, Kursk, military bases, Minecraft, Mysterious Structures, Mystery, Occult symbols, paranormal activity, russia, Saboteurs, security breach, Server, strange happenings, strange phenomenon, top secret, unexplained events

hey u, yeah u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u better cuz we got a mystery goin on dat u gotta solve! sum dragon’s teeth keep poppin up in russia’s kursk and we think it’s cuz of saboteurs! but don’t worry, u can help us figger it out while buildin epic bases and fightin off creepers! join now for a chance to be a hero and save da day! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake at spawn? yeah, u heard right, free cake! so what r u waitin for? join now and let’s solve dis mystery together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GazaAidCrisisCraft

aid crisis, Conflict Resolution, DEADLINE, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, gaza, GazaAidCrisisCraft, Government, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military assistance, Négotiation, political pressure, sanctions, united states, US, weapons supply

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than US giving Israel 30 days to fix Gaza aid crisis! we got weapons, we got supply, we got it all! join now or face the wrath of the minecraft gods! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares, it’s just a game, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s build some crazy stuff and have a blast!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Aetherial Minecraft

Bedwars, build battle, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

Come Explore the Unparalleled World of Our Server! Get ready for an unprecedented adventure! Our server offers an exclusive RANK system that challenges you to reach the top. Immerse yourself in nostalgia with OldPvP, while enjoying the new features in version 1.21.1. Not only that, EliteMobs adds an extra layer of challenge and fun! * MaxLv 200: Reach maximum level and prove your worth! * PvP Arena: Face other players in epic battles. * Clan: Join a community of fearless warriors and conquer new territories. * Hunguer Games: Survive, hunt and be the last one standing. Dungeons: Explore mysterious dungeons full of dangers. Story Mode: Immerse yourself in an engaging plot rich in challenges. Don’t miss your chance to be part of a vibrant community and experience epic battles, exciting adventures, and more. Join us now and start your legendary journey!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

DrowPrison

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, diverse mines, DrowPrison, Explore, Leveling system, mine, Minecraft, Planets, Prestige, Prison, Server

DrowPrison is an exciting Minecraft server where players mine, prestige, and explore unique planets. Enjoy custom enchants, diverse mines, and an engaging leveling system!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Crops Grown:	8235	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ores Mined:	1387	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Basketcase Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are ‘enhanced’ – plus immersive quests, jobs, and advanced enchantments!

Advanced, Adventure, Basketcase, building, Community Events, Economy, Enchantments, Enhanced, epic quests, Farming, Fishing, Immersive, influence, Jobs, Kingdom, Lore, Minecraft, Mining, Professions, PvP, Quests, Ranks, rare items, Resource Management, shop management, smp, Thriving Community, Trading, wealth

Server	URL
Java	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock	mc.bucketry.net:19132

Overview:

Are you ready to immerse yourself in a world that’s more than just blocks? Whether you’re a builder, a warrior, or a farmer, Bucketry offers an experience like no other. Step into a world of adventure, creation, and community.

What Makes Bucketry Different?

Custom Quests and Ranks with Purpose
Create Powerful Gear with Unique Enchantments
Choose Your Path—Master Professions and Skills
Build and Defend Your Kingdom
Farming, Mining, and Fishing Like Never Before
Discover Hidden Treasures and Epic Loot
Create a Thriving Economy

What Will You Experience?

Community-Driven Events
Epic Quests with Real Stories
Master Your Resources, Maximize Your Time

FAQ:

Q: What makes Bucketry’s quests different?

A: Quests in Bucketry are not just side tasks. They are part of your story, providing meaningful rewards, lore, and progression through ranks.

Q: Are there custom enchantments available?

A: Yes, there are hundreds of unique enchantments for armor and weapons to fit your playstyle.

Q: Can I choose a profession?

A: Yes, you can master professions like building, fighting, farming, and fishing to unlock new potential.

Q: Can I design and expand my kingdom?

A: Yes, you can build and defend your kingdom with custom tools and command mighty creatures to help you.

Q: Are there enhanced farming, mining, and fishing systems?

A: Yes, these systems in Bucketry offer new challenges and rewards to keep you engaged.

Q: Is there a custom currency system?

A: Yes, you can manage your own shops, trade with others, and establish wealth and influence in the economy.

Begin Your Adventure Today – Bucketry Minecraft is more than just a game—it’s a world waiting for you to leave your mark. Build, explore, and challenge yourself alongside a thriving community. The possibilities are endless, and your journey starts now.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Afterlife Coping Minecraft Server

acceptance of mortality, Afterlife, agnosticism, atheism, belief systems, coping, coping mechanisms, existential crisis, existential dread, FAITH, fear of death, life purpose, meaning of life, mental health, Minecraft, mortality, Paradise, philosophy, Server, spirituality, uncertainty, uncertainty of the future

Are you tired of mining away in Minecraft with no end goal in sight? Join our server and rest assured that you are working towards an afterlife in paradise! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that all players will be rewarded with eternal happiness and diamond armor in the afterlife. Don’t let the uncertainty of life get you down, join us and start building your way to paradise today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Real Madrid Minecraft SMP: What did Real Madrid mean by this?

Analysis, club, controversy, discussion, Fans, football, Interpretation, Madrid, Meaning, Media, Minecraft, Players, press conference, reaction, real, real madrid, Rumors, smp, social media, speculation, sports, Statement, TEAM, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging creepers and skeletons. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of rogue llamas who have taken over the world and are now forcing players to compete in llama-themed challenges for their entertainment?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of a famous soccer player haunts our server, challenging players to intense soccer matches where the stakes are higher than ever. Will you be able to outscore the ghost and claim victory, or will you be haunted by your failures forever?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time. Real Madrid may not have meant anything by it, but we sure do!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	1876
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PuppyVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, dog, family, Guilt, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Pets, Project, PuppyVacayNoWay, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, sister, Support, travel, Trust, Understanding, vacation, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being the designated pet-sitter for your jet-setting sister! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated puppies and boundary-setting blocks.

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s furry friend? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a fortress of solitude to protect yourself from the demands of entitled relatives.

Our community of players will support you in standing up for yourself and saying no to pet-sitting obligations. Together, we will create a world where family members respect your time and understand that you have a life outside of doggy duty.

So come join us on this epic journey of setting boundaries and reclaiming your time! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic and empowering? Let’s build a virtual world where you can finally say “no” without feeling guilty.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Villages Defended:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NudeLeaksGoneWild Minecraft SMP

cyber safety, cyber threats, Data Protection, data security, digital footprint, digital identity, digital privacy, image sharing, internet privacy, leaked nudes, Minecraft, NudeLeaksGoneWild, online privacy, online reputation, online safety, online security, personal information, personal photos, privacy, privacy breach, sexting, smp, social media

Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyPoundsLost

balance, Consistency, CraftyPoundsLost, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, Journey, lifestyle change, long term results, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, progress tracking, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server

Business, Canned Food Maker, Economy, Food Industry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, nationalization, orders, ownership, pantry, Politics, putin, Putin administration, Putins, russia, sanctions, Seizure, Server, Trade, U.S.-Owned, united states

u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Buildings Constructed:	32	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers

Alliance, concern, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, KraftyKoreans, Military, News, North Korea, Redstone, Reports, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, US, world affairs

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? we got North Korean soldiers fighting for Russia up in here, like what even is that?! it’s like a real-life Hunger Games situation, but in Minecraft.

you gotta join this server, man, it’s like a wild ride. we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama that spits at griefers.

if you’re looking for some crazy, off-the-wall Minecraft action, then this is the server for you. join us and be part of the most epic battle between North Korean soldiers and Russia that Minecraft has ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Deep Sea Tubeworms Server

Community, deep, deep sea creatures, deep sea exploration, deep sea habitat, Giant tubeworms, hydrothermal vents, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine life, ocean floor, oceanic ecosystem, pacific ocean, Pacific seafloor, sea, seafloor, seafloor discovery, Server, subsea community, thriving ecosystem, Tubeworms, underwater discovery, underwater world, unique ecosystem

come join our epic minecraft server where giant tubeworms are the rulers of the land! they have created a thriving ecosystem under the seafloor and you can be a part of it! dive deep into the ocean and discover the secrets of the tubeworm society.

but be warned, the tubeworms are not to be messed with! they have formed a “community” that rivals any other in the minecraft world. will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks? or will you be cast out into the abyss?

join now for a chance to befriend a giant tubeworm and ride it into battle against your enemies! the depths of the Pacific Ocean await you, adventurer. dive in and see what wonders await!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DupeLeo

Anarchy, PvP, PvP Survival Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Roleplay Quests Hardcore Vanilla Modded Bedwars Prison Parkour Towny Pixelmon Skywars Buildbattle KitPvP

DupeLeo is a simple and fun server! Where you get to dupe and have to do have the work you do in vanilla Minecraft! Have fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6