Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Enchantments Applied: 73
Buildings Constructed: 49 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • DrowPrison

    DrowPrison

    DrowPrison is an exciting Minecraft server where players mine, prestige, and explore unique planets. Enjoy custom enchants, diverse mines, and an engaging leveling system!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Animals Bred: 159
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Crops Grown: 3661
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Basketcase Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are ‘enhanced’ – plus immersive quests, jobs, and advanced enchantments!

    Basketcase Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are ‘enhanced’ – plus immersive quests, jobs, and advanced enchantments!
    Server URL
    Java mc.bucketry.net
    Bedrock mc.bucketry.net:19132

    Overview:

    Are you ready to immerse yourself in a world that’s more than just blocks? Whether you’re a builder, a warrior, or a farmer, Bucketry offers an experience like no other. Step into a world of adventure, creation, and community.

    What Makes Bucketry Different?

    • Custom Quests and Ranks with Purpose
    • Create Powerful Gear with Unique Enchantments
    • Choose Your Path—Master Professions and Skills
    • Build and Defend Your Kingdom
    • Farming, Mining, and Fishing Like Never Before
    • Discover Hidden Treasures and Epic Loot
    • Create a Thriving Economy

    What Will You Experience?

    • Community-Driven Events
    • Epic Quests with Real Stories
    • Master Your Resources, Maximize Your Time

    FAQ:

    Q: What makes Bucketry’s quests different?

    A: Quests in Bucketry are not just side tasks. They are part of your story, providing meaningful rewards, lore, and progression through ranks.

    Q: Are there custom enchantments available?

    A: Yes, there are hundreds of unique enchantments for armor and weapons to fit your playstyle.

    Q: Can I choose a profession?

    A: Yes, you can master professions like building, fighting, farming, and fishing to unlock new potential.

    Q: Can I design and expand my kingdom?

    A: Yes, you can build and defend your kingdom with custom tools and command mighty creatures to help you.

    Q: Are there enhanced farming, mining, and fishing systems?

    A: Yes, these systems in Bucketry offer new challenges and rewards to keep you engaged.

    Q: Is there a custom currency system?

    A: Yes, you can manage your own shops, trade with others, and establish wealth and influence in the economy.

    Begin Your Adventure Today – Bucketry Minecraft is more than just a game—it’s a world waiting for you to leave your mark. Build, explore, and challenge yourself alongside a thriving community. The possibilities are endless, and your journey starts now.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Farms Harvested: 187

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Afterlife Coping Minecraft Server

    Afterlife Coping Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining away in Minecraft with no end goal in sight? Join our server and rest assured that you are working towards an afterlife in paradise! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that all players will be rewarded with eternal happiness and diamond armor in the afterlife. Don’t let the uncertainty of life get you down, join us and start building your way to paradise today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Alien Abductions: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Real Madrid Minecraft SMP: What did Real Madrid mean by this?

    Real Madrid Minecraft SMP: What did Real Madrid mean by this?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging creepers and skeletons. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of rogue llamas who have taken over the world and are now forcing players to compete in llama-themed challenges for their entertainment?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of a famous soccer player haunts our server, challenging players to intense soccer matches where the stakes are higher than ever. Will you be able to outscore the ghost and claim victory, or will you be haunted by your failures forever?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time. Real Madrid may not have meant anything by it, but we sure do!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • PuppyVacayNoWay

    PuppyVacayNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being the designated pet-sitter for your jet-setting sister! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated puppies and boundary-setting blocks.

    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s furry friend? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a fortress of solitude to protect yourself from the demands of entitled relatives.

    Our community of players will support you in standing up for yourself and saying no to pet-sitting obligations. Together, we will create a world where family members respect your time and understand that you have a life outside of doggy duty.

    So come join us on this epic journey of setting boundaries and reclaiming your time! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic and empowering? Let’s build a virtual world where you can finally say “no” without feeling guilty.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NudeLeaksGoneWild Minecraft SMP

    NudeLeaksGoneWild Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyPoundsLost

    CraftyPoundsLost
    Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

    Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Zombie Dances: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server
    u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers

    KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers
    so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? we got North Korean soldiers fighting for Russia up in here, like what even is that?! it’s like a real-life Hunger Games situation, but in Minecraft.

    you gotta join this server, man, it’s like a wild ride. we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama that spits at griefers.

    if you’re looking for some crazy, off-the-wall Minecraft action, then this is the server for you. join us and be part of the most epic battle between North Korean soldiers and Russia that Minecraft has ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Dimension Hops: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Deep Sea Tubeworms Server

    Deep Sea Tubeworms Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where giant tubeworms are the rulers of the land! they have created a thriving ecosystem under the seafloor and you can be a part of it! dive deep into the ocean and discover the secrets of the tubeworm society.

    but be warned, the tubeworms are not to be messed with! they have formed a “community” that rivals any other in the minecraft world. will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks? or will you be cast out into the abyss?

    join now for a chance to befriend a giant tubeworm and ride it into battle against your enemies! the depths of the Pacific Ocean await you, adventurer. dive in and see what wonders await!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 110 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • DupeLeo

    DupeLeo

    DupeLeo is a simple and fun server! Where you get to dupe and have to do have the work you do in vanilla Minecraft! Have fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 77 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Dimension Hops: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • cojis galaxy

    cojis galaxy

    A new up and coming vanilla server currently a work in progress in need of builders and staff for future release builders are needed asap for building spawns and other locations application is in the discord and a build test will be required if you want to be a builder.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Create and Conquer: The Mildly Wild Sildaris [modded] [factions]

    Create and Conquer: The Mildly Wild Sildaris [modded] [factions]
    Server Name The Sildaris Wilds
    Version 1.20.1
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    Overview

    Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server! Join us for airships, cannons, immersive gear from Epic Knights, coin based economy, chunk claiming, warfare system, events, astronomy, decorations, wine and cheese, and more!

    FAQ

    What is the theme of the server?

    The theme of the server is steam-fantasy with elements such as airships, cannons, muskets, and immersive gear.

    What can players do on the server?

    Players can create nations, participate in geopolitics, engage in combat with black-powder firearms and field guns, explore the Sildaris Wilds, and participate in events and competitions.

    How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by visiting our Discord at https://discord.gg/NMMg4TJ6Cf

    Are there any upcoming updates or events?

    We are about to launch a tech advancement update bringing trains and combustion engines, as well as an in-game photography competition and build competition.

    Is there a unique economy system on the server?

    Yes, the server has a coin-based economy with spawn vendors, player-run shops, and a fair conflict system to facilitate engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Country Doctors Minecraft Server

    Country Doctors Minecraft Server
    Are doctors based in your country? Who needs doctors when you can join our Minecraft server and have magical healing powers at your fingertips! Forget about waiting in long lines at the hospital, just hop on our server and your health will be restored in no time. Plus, our resident witch doctor can cure any ailment with a simple potion – even turning you into a unicorn if you ask nicely! Join now for a dose of virtual healthcare that’s out of this world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

    Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

    Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

    Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Crops Grown: 7928 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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