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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
Treasure Maps Found: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Love Letters Sent: 19
Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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