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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
Mines Excavated: 3648 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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