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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Buildings Constructed: 38 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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