Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, PLAYS, Server

TG Plays is a popular YouTube gaming channel run by an enthusiastic gamer named TG. Known for his entertaining gameplay commentary and humorous content, TG has garnered a loyal following of fans who enjoy watching his videos on a variety of different games. With a passion for gaming and a knack for storytelling, TG’s channel continues to grow in popularity as he explores new games and entertains his audience with his unique style.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4901	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by the Frozen River (Hell) on Hardcore mode? Look no further, because on our server, we have magical flying llamas that will carry you across the treacherous ice without even breaking a sweat. Say goodbye to getting “raped” by the frozen waters and hello to a smooth ride to victory!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your own killer dance skills while dodging exploding green monsters. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. From flying llamas to creeper dance parties, there’s never a dull moment here. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor

#announcement, Allardyce, Announced, blockquotepSam, British, Coach, controversy, england, football, Football Association, football manager, hezbollah, leadership, Manager, Mayorpblockquote, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, premier league, Sam Allardyce, smp, Soccer, sports, temporary, temporary appointment, temporary leader, temporary role

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Sam Allardyce has decided to take a break from football management and lead the infamous terrorist group Hezbollah! Why, you ask? Well, he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills in a whole new arena.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GymCrafters: AITA?

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Are you tired of your partner holding you back from reaching your fitness goals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner strength, both in-game and in real life.

Imagine a world where you can lift virtual weights while lifting your real-life partner’s insecurities off your shoulders. Our server is the perfect place for early birds like you who want to rise and shine at 4 am, ready to conquer the day and the gym.

Forget about budget constraints and bad experiences – on our server, the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. So come join us and let’s build a stronger, fitter, and more confident you together. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual gym buddy who shares your goals and your schedule. Let’s get swole, both in Minecraft and in real life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop action, drama, and chaos!

Join us if you’re tired of being the only one in your friend group who still plays Minecraft and you’re desperate for some new pals to game with. Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the mystery and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineCraft2025: Blocky Future Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server in 2025 is going to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground city run by llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Disco, where the party never stops and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server in 2025 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NukeCraft: Not Today, Russia!

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only nuclear threat is when someone blows up your house with TNT! 😂 Our new Nato chief (who definitely isn’t a creeper in disguise) says Russia ain’t got nothin’ on us! We’ve got crazy PvP battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are more lit than a lava pit! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! 💣🔥 #minecraft #nuclearwho? #joinus

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Crops Grown:	1371	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Iran Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll experience the true power of Iran…wait, what? Yes, that’s right! Our server is so epic that even Iran is jealous of our pixelated prowess.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Rumor has it that our server is actually powered by magical Persian cats who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond pickaxe? Just ask the mystical feline and it shall be yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So come on down to our server and witness the power of Iran…or at least the power of our imagination. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crab Minecraft SMP More

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more crabs than you can shake a pickaxe at! That’s right, we’ve got a crustacean infestation that will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate through the sea of pinchy friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have banded together to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them in an epic battle for dominance?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure buried deep within the spawn area. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always choose more crab!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ManChildMinecraftServer

cousin rivalry, disrespectful behavior., Dysfunctional family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family drama aftermath, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Family Values, man child, ManChildMinecraftServer, toxic behavior, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyMILShutUpLOL

Bonding, Boundaries, Communication Issues, CraftyMILShutUpLOL, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, forced interaction, grief therapy, Grieving Process, half-brother, indifferent, MIL interference, parenting challenges, Resentment, sibling relationship, stepfamily, stepson, unwanted advice, unwanted opinions

Looking for a Minecraft server that will bring your family closer together? Look no further! Our server is designed to help siblings bond in the most epic way possible. Join now and watch as your stepson and son embark on a journey of friendship and adventure like never before!

Our server features special quests and challenges specifically designed to encourage sibling interaction. From building epic fortresses together to battling fearsome monsters side by side, your stepson and son will become the ultimate dynamic duo in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers virtual family therapy sessions to help mend any lingering misunderstandings and foster a stronger bond between siblings. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the heartwarming tale of two brothers coming together in the most unexpected of ways. Trust us, it’s a story you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GiftedGriefer in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only gift you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because our server is the gift that keeps on giving! Join us and receive a virtual pet llama that poops diamonds every time you feed it! That’s right, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken with magical powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Who knows what other bizarre gifts and challenges await you in this crazy world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyZenLand

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Imagine a world where the sun shines brighter, the grass is greener, and the pigs fly. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inner peace and contentment are just a block away!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of majestic llamas through fields of diamond ore, or take a dip in our lava-filled hot tubs for the ultimate relaxation experience. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come build your dream castle on a cloud made of cotton candy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on while dodging fireballs and zombie DJs for a night you’ll never forget.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where peace, contentment, and a whole lot of craziness await you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyWars: Israeli vs Iran

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Israeli leaders are battling a massive Iranian assault… in Minecraft! That’s right, folks, join our server and witness the epic showdown between these two nations, all in blocky, pixelated glory.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to witness this intense battle, but you can also join in on the action! Choose your side and fight for victory in the most epic war Minecraft has ever seen. Will you defend Israel from the Iranian invaders, or will you join forces with Iran to crush your enemies? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a true warrior on the battlefield. From diamond swords to enchanted bows, you’ll have everything you need to dominate your foes and emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of war in Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	661	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PixelPreggoCraft – Obesity Risk-Free!

chemical toxins, childhood health, childhood obesity, clinical risk factors, developmental origins of health and disease, early childhood development, environmental factors, epigenetic changes, epigenome, genetic predisposition, health outcomes, maternal health, metabolic disorders, obesity, obesity prevention, pediatric obesity, Perinatal chemical exposures, perinatal health, PixelPreggoCraft, predicting obesity, prenatal care, public health initiatives, RiskFree

so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gonna have a blast, bro. like, we got all da crazy stuff happenin’, like perinatal chemical exposures and the epigenome, whatever that means. but, like, who cares about predictin’ childhood obesity when you can be buildin’ epic stuff in Minecraft, amirite?

join dis server for a wild ride, where the only clinical risk factors you gotta worry about is runnin’ outta diamonds or gettin’ attacked by a creeper. we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or how another player tamed a whole army of wolves to protect their base.

so, if you wanna have a good time and forget about all that scientific mumbo jumbo, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Animals Bred:	43	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.