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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
Chimeras Created: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 9776
Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Astral Projections Made: 0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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