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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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