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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
Battle Standards Raised: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 4

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