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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Holy Grails Found: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 35
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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