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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Love Letters Sent: 17
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Animals Bred: 102
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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