join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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