join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
Players Killed by Monsters: 3856 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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