join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Chimeras Created: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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