join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Enchantments Applied: 167 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Gods Slained: 2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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