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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 New Chunks Explored: 180014

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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