join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 5897 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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