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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Enchantments Applied: 170 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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