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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 14 Rainbows Spotted: 4
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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