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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	891733	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ores Mined:	7385
Astral Projections Made:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1106	Volcanoes Explored:	3

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rolium.net

Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Void Armor Forged:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Void Gems Collected:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Towns Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3995	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4588
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	892	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Love Letters Sent:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Void Armor Forged:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Animals Bred:	75	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Farms Harvested:	342
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5031
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15