ZelenskysVictoryPlan | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	262	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Ores Mined:	4458	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

Africa, African diaspora, appeal for help, Conflict, conflict zone, CraftyGhanaianWarriors, crisis situation, eastern europe, Fighting, foreign fighters, Ghanaian men, humanitarian crisis, International, lured, occupied Ukraine, plea for assistance, russia, soldiers, support needed, Ukraine, War

come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Eternity SMP

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla SMP Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Towny PvP Roleplay Parkour Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Survival Games HCF KitPvP Hardcore Modded Adventure Build Battle

Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Astrify SMP

Astrify SMP, Cross-Play, Features, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Mods, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	56221

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

Campaign, community engagement, creativity, Dedication, determination, digital strategy, Feature, forum, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, online activism, persistence, Petition, petitioned, product development, Server, social media, success, Thread, user experience, user feedback, viral marketing

Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	842013	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

alcohol, cathartic release, coping mechanism, Country, cry, cry session, emotional detox, Emotional healing, emotional release, emotional release benefits, emotional release exercises, emotional release process, emotional release techniques, emotional release therapy, emotional well being, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self soothing, self-care, Session, smp, stress relief, Vulnerability, weekend therapy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crops Grown:	9841
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PixelPretties

accessories, attractiveness, aura, beauty, Body language, Charm, clothing, Confidence, EYES, facial features, first impression, hair, Observation, Personality, physical appearance, PixelPretties, Posture, PRESENCE, Smile, Style, WOMAN

What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Emeralds Found:	940
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3317
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

aid, aid delivery, aid truck, Attack, Attempt, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, gaza, Gaza terrorists, Humanitarian Aid, idf, intervention, Israel, Loot, Lootcraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Terrorism, thwart, violence

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	95
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

Crafty, Minds.., Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

bad encounters, BLEW, Closure, CreeperAvoider, difficult people, emotional baggage, forgiveness, Healing Process, hindsight, House, lessons learned, letting go, life lessons, moving on, negative experiences, past mistakes, personal growth, regret, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, toxic relationships, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	464196	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

ammunition, arms depot, Attack, BlazeCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Destruction, emergency response, explosion, Fire, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, northwestern Russia, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian drone strike, War, weapons

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Buildings Constructed:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	207
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyWelcomeCulture

asylum seekers, CraftyWelcomeCulture, discrimination, Diversity, european union, extremism, far-right parties, germany, immigration, integration, migrants, Multiculturalism, nationalism, Political Climate, political parties, Refugees, Rise, Social Cohesion, social tensions, welcome culture, Xenophobia

so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4