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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Meteorites Collected: 1
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
Magic Crystals Found: 20 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 46

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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