so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 8
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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