so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Potions Brewed: 190
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
Wilderness Tamed: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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