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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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