so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Astral Projections Made: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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