| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1929 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 7741 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6075 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2288 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 3181 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Animals Bred: | 105 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!
2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”
3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5711 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 3763 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2865 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6778 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9772 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 205 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).
Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!
So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 2783 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 116 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6470 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6309 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
! FrogSMP Welcome to
Main features:
Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!
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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4314 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Votes: | 5677 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!
And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5708 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 91 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?
And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 1257 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 438 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.
And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.
So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 4162 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 4867 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9288 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 6235 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Potions Brewed: | 194 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!
